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your order Be nice. We remember faces.
Our philosophy: caffeine, protein, sarcasm
Caffeine.
01 / Fuel
For humans with places to be and attitudes to maintain. We make it strong, we make it pretty, we make it fast-ish.
(the legal kind of buzz)Protein.
02 / Gains
Protein for your gains. Sarcasm for free. For people who mention their workout unprompted. (We noticed. Good for you.)
we see you, leg day.Sarcasm.
03 / Attitude
Complimentary with every order. Non-refundable. Non-negotiable. Served by an all-girl crew who think you're cool. Mostly.
*eye roll included
Pick a drink. Pick a personality.
The menu.
The menu.
Keep up.
Sample menu. Names come from Bean Me Up's Instagram; prices and descriptions are placeholders until the girls sign off.
Spritzers
Fizzy. Pretty. A little extra. Like you.
Spritzers are the loudest thing we make. Bright, bubbly, unreasonably photogenic. Built for the drive home and the photo you post before the drive home.
Fizz level: illegal
Side effect: instant posting
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Free delivery
We deliver.
We deliver.
You do nothing.
Free delivery, because leaving the house is a lot. We bring the caffeine and the attitude. You just open the door.
Delivery fee$0.00
Not a typo. We checked twice.
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(360) 670-7227. Pay with Venmo.
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Homes and offices in town. 3-drink minimum.
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Order by 7:30am. We'll handle the rest.
Estimated arrival: faster than your group chat picks a restaurant.
Meet the girls
The girls
The girls
behind the chaos.
Port Angeles' most questionable coffee experts. Hot girls, cold drinks, zero patience, and a mental list of everyone who orders a plain drip.
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On Instagram
Stalk us. Politely.
Drops, specials, chaos and the occasional good lighting. It all lands on Instagram first.
delulu is the solulu. new drop.
hot girl horchata is back. act normal.
fizz restock. you know what to do.
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Sample posts until real ones are dropped in. No live feed is connected.
Location & contact
Pull up.
Map data © Google
The boring but important partStatus: brewing
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Drive-thru, just off Hwy 101 at N Lilac - Hours
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Still drinking boring coffee? Bless your heart.